…didn’t wake you up at 3 AM last night with loud music.
…doesn’t mind it when you leave your curtains open and walk around naked in your house.
…doesn’t rev up its engine for two hours like Joe does down the street with his old Mustang on Friday nights.
…won’t pollute your water well.
…didn’t mess up your TV yesterday, but the signal coming out of it may have. Sorry about that. I can fix that if you’ll let me.
…won’t drive up over the curb and over your flowers and shrubs.
…doesn’t belong to a gang.
…isn’t as cute as the woman next door, but my antenna didn’t call the township office like the woman next door did when you didn’t get a building permit.
…will never be on a sexual predator list.
…doesn’t bark at everything that moves.
…is a technological sculpture…well, to me, at least.
…is a gathering place for birds, when they’re not over at your bird feeder.